Time can always bend
The best erection for a good friend
To the front and behind
Foreplay is kind
There's no arousal in the tooth
Somewhere else that you find.
I feel so aroused when I touch your boobs
And lead you to the bedroom door
As the passion dies
Moist between your thighs
Brings to mind a rubber thing
That in a dustbin discarded lies.
I'm never gonna fuck again
Guilty prick's lost all erection
And it's hard now to pretend
Viagra's not a needed tool
Should have known better than to lay a friend
And waste the pill that I'd been given
Oh I'm never gonna fuck again
Someone who knows me through and through...